CMI Moments

13 Yr Old DAD

2009-02-18T01:56:00.002+08:00

This is not a shocking story but.......WHY IS THE 'GF' PIC SO SMALL?? *Thank god it is small :X*

Alfie Patten, 13, who looks like 8 with Chantelle, 15, who looks like 18 pops out 9 days old baby Maisie after one unprotected sex (AND IT WAS ALFIE'S 1ST SEX). BOOMMM...

Alfie sometimes get 10 euros for his pocket money while Chantelle, her 5 brothers and parents live on benefits. Still, both young parents desperately hope to become great dad and mom.

Sweet & innocent looking dad, Alfie, was the first to hold the baby while he kiss and pass the bottle to baby Maisie.

Very very very white and ghostly looking mom, Chantelle aka M. Jacks, is glad that she has the baby.

Read the full story here.

SIMS 3

2009-02-06T10:26:00.002+08:00

Close to 4 months delay!

Mouse Olympics

2009-01-11T06:53:00.003+08:00

Mouse Olympics

MadTV

2009-01-04T23:48:00.002+08:00

WATCH MADTV SKITS

HAHA

2009-01-04T19:08:00.003+08:00

After looking for some time......HAHAHA
Harry Potter is endorsed by L'oreal? :X

Singapore Is Not Clean Anymore

2008-12-12T23:38:00.006+08:00

Singapore is not "CLEAN" anymore.

Encountered 2 scams in 3 days.

Never pick up calls can be a good thing!

The truth is, I'd sometime google no that begins with '6'. Not bian tai ok! Merely because it might be from my school or whatever i applied for, etc?

#1 Scam

1st no is from this 63393211. Who is it? I have no idea but whatever, google it. HA HA! It is from that Create Talents, "professional" modelling agency.

I gave her my no actually and here is how it goes. One sunny (50/50 chance) day, while i was walking & listening to music, someone tap me at the back - very softly. Gosh..It almost felt NOTHING but WHO KNOWS MIGHT BE LIZARD OR STH? So I turned around and i saw a girl wearing specs signalling me to take off my earpiece.

*I dreaded this type of encounterance cos most of the time they'd be asking for donations and I'VE TO TAKE OFF MY EARPIECE JUST TO REJECT them*

Anyway, the girl said she is from a modelling agency and wanted my no. I laughed a lil and rejected, turned around, walk away and almost put in my earpiece when she approached me again. She was shocked for a while by my reaction i guess.

Her: You don't want??
Me: Yah
Her: We also do for starhub, etc. Here is a card
Me: Oh..Hmm..
Her: Yah, do you want to gimme your no?
Me: Ok......
*I saw the notebook where she write down the no and there was quite a few no*
Me: (thinking) She quite ke lian also ha..Get so lil no only..But the pay for these type of assiting to scam jobs are not bad
Her: Ok, we'd be calling you

She must be pleased to add another no to the list..but my no is practically useless!

#2 Scam

Anyway,2nd no is from 65338489. Very familiar no and has quite a gd rhyme, don't you think so? I like google. It takes you to various links.

So, I ended up at another story - not my personal one but another person's blog.

How Could One Have Such “Good” Luck ?

Have you ever receive calls saying you have won this & that?

this person from Discovery (Her Name - May) is the most irritating + annoying + crazy person that have ever called me. (Oh yah.. the 2nd one was from Inter-Continental Hotel - One indian guy who keep asking me to sign up for dunno what hotel benefits but.. never mind)

Ok, This “May” called me someday in early June, congratulating me that I have won an accomodation to Phuket & a stay at Sentosa. Asking me to drop by at Rolex Building to collect my gift. (Immediatly she called I know its a scam lor… So Obvious) Then she say its not a time share thing. Just that there is this new cruise line called “Discovery Cruise” whom needed a survey to be done to evaluate their price before they are officially launch. I need to come down to do the survey. Just tell them what I feel about their price packages will do. I need not purchase their cruise packages… blah blah…

The evil side of me always like to “make fun” of these stupid time share people. They always think everyone will be easily taken by their words? So when she asked whether I can come down on this certain date certain timing for collection, I said “Ok lor”. Then she asked me to wait for her there..etc… After a while, another gal called me. Saying she is May’s Manager, calling to confirm my appointment. Saying actually their working hours is 9-5, 5 days week. But MAY IS GONNA STAY BACK FOR ME. SOOOO… TOUCHED. (Again, they think everyone is stupid again. You want pple to come down for collection & want them to stay for a 1 hour survey. How could anyone spare this time during the weekdays?! Unless, Im the Boss? Or I give up my lunch hour for the unknown gift?)

Ok, I flew her an aeroplane… I did not turn up for that appointment. Muahaha..
She didn’t call me that night though.
Instead, she called me a few days later. Asking whether I had something on the other day or what.. Then asked whether I still wanted the gift. This time round I told her that she could void my gift. I dun think I will go down after all. Then she keep rumbling like an auntie (Btw, I thk she is not very young), saying her gift was good la.. No obligations wan la… No gimmick la.. Like an auntie persuading her child to eat something she hates but is beneficial to health. I ended a call saying I was busy. No time for her…

Then… For the next few days… At around 10pm every night.. I would get this call from the no. starting with 6735. Funny thing is… I always missed that call. Wahaha.. Not deliberately.. But just happen to be either in the movies or just did not hear the call. Since I recognised that no. Didn’t bother to call back as well. (I told Ed about the calls. Then he told me to hang them up when I hear its them again or call M1 to block their no.)

Then… Last week, when Im out with Eddie, around 9pm I guess. I received a call from a “private no.” Then I answered… Its MAY AGAIN!!! She can get the “Most Persistent Sales Staff Award man…

Anyway, she asked me to go down for collection of gift. At first, I am trying to be nice.

May: Miss Loh, When can you come down to collect your gift? Im reserving it for you.

Me: Erm.. I think its ok, I don’t think I will come down. Not free. You just give away my gift
will do lor.

May: No no… This gift is for you only. I have submitted your name already. U “MUZ” come
down to collect!!!

Me: But I already told you Im not free lor !!!

May: After work cannot meh? Or weekend lor !!

Me: I already said Im not interested already right? Just give my gift away.

May: No !! Cannot like that wan!!! U must come down lei. If not they will say I never do my
job you know? Then I have to pay a penalty of $200 leiz!! (as if I care with this attitude)

Me: I can give them a call for you to explain the situation.

May: Call who? No one to call?

Me: Call the discovery cruise la! What No.?

May: No Number !

Me: No Number?! Then they call using what? Then how you contact them? No ways of contact
how to do business? Impossible wat?! What No. to call to the Rolex Building Office then?!

May: You cannot call them like that wan! You Must Come Down!!

Me: I already told you I WILL NOT COME DOWN !!

May: Then what do you want then you want to come down?!?! What do you want now?!

Me: What do you want then?! I already told you I will not come down and thats it!!

(Eddie cant take it anymore also… Asking whether is it the time share thing agn and ask me to hang up. Yah lo.. Shd hang up long ago. Make myself so fed up)

Quoted from: How Could One Have Such "Good" Luck?, Kenix on June 28 2006
http://kenixloh.wordpress.com/2006/06/28/how-could-one-have-such-good-luck/

(Need to write down the blog add, etc for blogging not a? Used to it for projects)

Online iTunes "Radio"

2008-11-29T08:50:00.010+08:00

Click image to open link in new tab

Just what i'm searching for:
- no DJs
- no commercials
- weekly updated top 100 ENGLISH songs
- pause & next track feature
- great quality & streaming
- played songs history
- full rank list w infos

Plus other top lists to choose :O
Perfect for exam! :O

Dementia Test

2008-11-21T00:36:00.002+08:00

Dementia Test

First Question
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person.
What position are you in?

Answer： If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second!

To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.

Second Question
If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?

Answer ： If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a good time at this! Are you?

Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Third Question
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10. What is the total?

Answer ： Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!

Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?

Fourth Question

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answer ： Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem yourself with this one ！

Bonus Question 加分題 :

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

Answer ： He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute - so simple.

I'VE GOT 2 OUT OF 5 RIGHT!!

What A JOKE!

2008-11-09T06:20:00.004+08:00

JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE

Reported on US Tv News
8th Nov, yesterday afternoon

They showed a surveillance video from a convenience store from Southern USA.

This teen girl is begging for money, she approaches a very old woman. The girl smacks the old woman, knocks her down, punches her a few times, and takes money out of the old woman's hand bag.

Thank God this woman is not hurt, just bruised.

The news reporter interviews her, and the woman says, "Thank God I did not have my pistol with me. I would have killed her."
___________________________________________________________________

Quoted from someone's comment: What makes this funny was the attitude and accent of the woman, like a tv character or something.Just a bit funny given the situation.

LOL I TOTALLY AGREE!! Did you laughed?

Beatrice(s)

2008-11-05T02:04:00.001+08:00

MY LAST DAY OF WORK HAS ENDED!!!!!!

4th Nov

When finally i've gotten the internet password today............................

HAPPY:
No more 9-5 job!
No more responsibilities!
No more Beatrice(s)

Regret:
Not taking the complete Beatrice(s) photo!

Photoshop

2008-10-01T01:50:00.002+08:00

I want to install photoshop cs3! My com having problem to fully uninstall it and now i can't install it!

Some of the cool things i could have done :X

To Do List

2008-09-24T06:03:00.002+08:00

MY To do list:

- Send my creative for a repair (hang twice within 2 days, never trust refurbished stuff)
- Pick up my few months old canon battery
- Extend student pass
- Rebond
- Apply for degree course (been saying that for the past 3 months)
- Attach UOB DC to my savings account
- Save, save, save
- TATTOO
- Plan for the next 2 months

Hopefully soon.............

Early Prezzie

2008-06-20T02:17:00.005+08:00

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! I DUNNO WHETHER TO BE GLAD THAT I'VE GOTTEN A NEW CAMERA! Rushed off to buy it on the last day of IT fair! It was kinda an impulse, take a look and soon we are off with 3 cameras!

Canon IXUS 80 (pink, 3rd from the left)

Canon IXUS 860 - MINE (black)

Ugly if u wanna say but I LOOK AT THE SCREEN, U GET TO LOOK AT THE UGLINESS!

Sony Wxxx (forgotten)

Gosh, our actual plan was to get 2 RAMS for e PC!

Suddenly it became my THIS YR'S bday prezzie from my mom??? Kinda surprised that she'd agree to buy for me!

Early prezzie ain't that great nor that good -.-
____________________________________________________________________

Anyway, tomorrow is the last day to give an ans if i should decide to repeat my sem 4. And again, I'm confused! Just like last sem, next sem is gonna be more stressing than this sem! YESS! IT WAS HECTIC ESPECIALLY E PROJ + EXAMS!

Forget about that! MY $1200!!!! I WAS SO DAMN DETERMINED TO ASK BUT NOW I CAN'T MAKE MYSELF TO ASK IT FROM HER!! *cos she bought e camera, etc* BUT IT IS FOR MY BDAY??????

Damn it, this school is burning a vvv deep hole in my finance! AND I'M STILL SHORT OF $300!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If only school is a big monopoly

Rock rock rock

2008-06-14T01:15:00.006+08:00

Finally, 2 pleasant surprises!!!!!!

I passed 3 papers, 2 skipped (probably worse than failing). So I saved $600! Phew..I had spent hundreds on WHAT??? Overspent and had NO MORE MONEY TO SPEND ON SIM!

$1200 is flying across the pigs island -.- Damn it...God! N last but not least, THAT BOMB had been dropped! Gonna be so crowded next wk!

"Fav" cousin + "undescibe-able" dad + "joker" po po is gonna ROCK the house!

Bummer...............

OK N LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THAT "CREAMY" DAY WAS FUN! I feel and smelt sooooooooooo creamy! Sticky like a lizard -.-

89.285714285714285714285714285714%

2008-06-09T18:54:00.003+08:00

DAMN IT! MY ATTENDANCE IS BELOW 90%!

DAMN, FORGOTTEN TO "ATTEND" ONE LAST LESSON! So now my attendance is 89.285714285714285714285714285714%!

Warning letter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "You have not met ICA's 90% attendance requirement, bla bla"! Ass..I calculated so many times for tt semester!!!

Baaah! Anyway, I'm gettin a MACBOOK TODAY!! ((((:

My leopard~~

Between 8PM - 10PM arriving!!!!!

2008-06-06T22:33:00.004+08:00

I wanna go for a holiday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OUT OF THIS ISLAND! NEXT WK

Malaysia would be fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! First I'd need to shou xia!

GYM TIME!!

don't get the comic :X

HOUSE M.D

2008-06-03T06:20:00.002+08:00

HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE!!

Gosh! Fukkin nice doctor show! All those scientific terms which so far i only know the basic ones like infection, genetics, seizures, etc :X

For those who don't know, wiki it here!

Definitely true!!!!!! Love watching it cos he's a witty and an insensitive jerk! And his eyes is nice, blue......................................Though sometimes i thought i saw it as 'green'?
LOL! I don't want him to change otherwise there'd be no amusement left!

Though, I was quite surprised at one his photos in episode 3..He really looked as if he cared!!!! BAHH! If only I could find that photographer's pic!

I've just finished season 3!! DAMN IT! Regretted looking at those stupid TV commercials! Otherwise I'd be super duper excited at season 4!

LALALLALALA~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kumar would be showing at season 4 btw! I didn't watch 'Kumar & Harold' the movie but I heard that it's damn funny becos it's showing lots of......cb :X

Ok, Kumar looks humourous being..a 'Kumar' anyway!

OFF TO WATCH HOUSE SEASON 4! I'VE UPLOADED 4 EPISODES OF SEASON 4 SINCE HOURS AGO!!

2008-05-30T23:02:00.002+08:00

i've missed 2 out of 5 exams

my last paper n i stormed out of e hall angrily............*pissed*
i went into e exam hall n my brain is as clean as an unused tissue!

fidget in my seats throughout e exam wanting to leave at that exact moment! WTH! so fukkin ridiculously! one whole night of studying and i can't even memorize any of it????????? OMG! FUKKERR!! totally pissed off with no one but only MYSELF!

damn damn damn..i cnt memorize.......

spoilt my 24hours hibernating plan becos i'm so fukkin pissed off! flunk everythin again

WHERE IS MY 2ND PAPER?

2008-05-28T15:38:00.006+08:00

God! I was officially banned from taking today's exam!!
Why?? I was only late for 40 mins! :X

Ok, e max period for lateness is 30 mins..
But I assumed that no teacher would be guarding that DOOR n i cn swoop in like i nv swoop in before! Plus my fren looks like really studyin! But who knows!!!!!!!! She didn't know that the door would be closed at 10.30 instead of 10.45 -.-

.............................N OH NO! THERE IS A TEACHER OUT THERE! Prevented us to enter the hall!
Seriously feel kinda devastated back then......N i dunno whether to cry, laugh, be pissed or grateful!

Anyway, I'm forced to "skip" my exam n instead spent 1 hour writin e appeal letter -.-

The appeal letter would decide whether i'd need to repeat the course or be allowed to resit the exam! Knowing SIM, dey'd probably jus throw the guide rules to you.."We have reviewed your case but as stated in our guidebook, after 30 mins the door would be closed."

OK, kok was my inspiration for the reason! "unforseen circumstances"

But if needed.......hmm....should i jus stay back?

I slept at 6+am for tt paper....
nv managed to see the qns........
can't say that i'm fully prepared for it but......HMM, DUNNO SHD BE GRATEFUL OR NOT

I hope it's difficult!!! Otherwise.................. -.-

Alright! After entering SIM i feel that i'm getting dumber n dumber -.-
3 more days to my hibernation!!

2 Days To Exam, 6 Days To Holiday

2008-05-25T07:07:00.003+08:00

2 Days To Exam, 6 Days To Holiday

YUPP! It sounds great but i'm not looking forward to it! NOT NOW! Gosh..Exams, exams, exams n so lil time.....SICKO!!!!!

Stresssss and my eye bag is so damn obvious like it nv been obvious before!

Wasn't SIM supposed to be a "freedom paradise" -.-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOT FAIL AGAIN!!!!!!!!

PPL! Pray like u nv pray before!

DUN LAUGH! BE SERIOUS! LET HIM IN!
Not me! YOU PRAY! :X

Cooking (Tako Pachi)

2008-05-09T20:03:00.010+08:00

I think I'm too stress!
I need to find sth to destress IT! So I tried cooking

As easy as 1, 2, 3!

STEP ONE: Take out your ingredient from the fridge!

It's HUGEEEEE

More stuck, huge ingredients..........

STEP TWO: Boil it

Boil it in hot water without fire??

STEP THREE: Fry it!

GREAT! It is jus the right colour!

Creative hor! A pity it isn't taken by me :X

Thanks to gong too, who made it possible by providin the tako pachi!

Project Runway

2008-05-05T19:34:00.003+08:00

SIM PROJECT NARCIST!
FUKK!

Do you know that SIM loves one-day-project completion????

OMG! Damn stressing!

5th may - Proj A
6th may - Proj B
7th may - Proj C

8th, 9th, 10th, 11th,..........................................................................

30th - Project Runway already ha!
31st - Me landed in the mental hospital!

Nama chocolate didn't helped me!
It only makes me crave for chocolate ice cream

Kit kat didn't helped me!
That crunch bar is evil & makes me grow fat & pimples breakout! It makes me crave for a cold thick milo though!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

One day, a thought came to my mind: "Maybe this is the time to have a break from school" & *POOF* i went to slp!

PEST ALERT!

2008-05-02T04:22:00.006+08:00

YES! The title speaks for itself!
This post would be totally dedicated to FUKKIN ORIENTAL COCKROACHES! YES! I KNOW THE SPECIES FROM WIKIPEDIA!

Stupid cockroaches are also known to be a pest!
They've no reason to exist in this world and should just die n perish from this earth FOREVER N EVER N EVER!

My car had been infested with oriental cockroaches for weeks! No IMPROVEMENTS but getting worse! I hate my car & I am glad to be able to skip school!

How did it get there?? Leave a plastic bag with chicken leftover in a car for 2 days n c!
BTW! Definitely not me!!!!

Bad enough that I've to shout n shout n shout before my night ride, I don't have any protection to guard myself! (They are noctural PEST, active at night!)

We've killed 6 cockroaches before driving the car!

SO! At midnight, our destination was to a 24-hour COLD STORAGE? And my top priority is to get all sorts of traps and poison to hell with them!!

We bought the trap but these pest companies are too selfish to give us the fukkin bait?? Have no choice but to use Ladies Finger to substitute!

No! NOT THIS!!

One of Tiramisu ingredient!

I'm there to observe and stir the white eggs with my ultimate snail speed!

Ladies finger sucks! Only ONE small cockroach was trapped!

So I went to do research for the best bait and most importantly, TO GET RID OF THESE FUKKIN COCKROACHES! But OH NO, I finally understand why they say "Xiang zhang lang, da ye da bu si" (like a cockroach, can't be killed)! My research is as thorough as ordering a Mcdonald meal!

These fukkin cockroach would hatch their eggs in TWO MONTHS' TIME! Even if u get rid of the adults, THE BABIES WOULD HATCH IN TWO MONTHS TIME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND SOME OF THE BABIES ARE ALREADY STUCK IN THE TRAP!!!!!!!!! The size of fishes' food, a fukkin BLACK DOT!

2 days later then we realised.........
THE BAIT IS INSIDE THE BOX WHICH LOOKS LIKE FISHES' FOOD!

My all-time security guard

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! WHICH GAS STATION CAN OFFER A FULL CLEANING "INTERNAL" CAR SERVICE!

Do you know how insecure it feels!!!

Birthday Wishes? No More

2008-04-28T23:58:00.005+08:00

After graduating sec life, many things have changed.
Among it, I've stopped planning birthday wishes which, I used to take an hour to plan.

In fact, I kinda dread it writing it now.
No reason or whatsoever...

From 2 pages of birthday message, it changed to 1 sentence - "HAPPY 19th, 20th, 21st, etc BIRTHDAY!"

NOW!
My mom's birthday would be up in 1 hour time (Jakarta - GMT +7), my friend's birthday is coming on Wed and dmei's too of cos!

Skipped a few birthday messages too, though I know that it's kinda bad :X
AT LEAST, I DO REMEMBER THEIR BIRTHDAYS!

What is the power of wishing??
Receiving is always better than sending!

BAAAH

2008-04-27T21:35:00.003+08:00

Can't stand my aunt!
Chatter off about our messy room (it's messy but IT SHOWS THAT WE'RE HARDWORKING ASS, hopefully)

Continues on with her friend $40 concession + weekend car that saved her tonnes of money..When in reality STUDENTS COULD SPENT ALMOST 100 BUCKS ON TRANSPORTATION MONTHLY!

$50 BUS CONCESSION
$40 MRT CONCESSION (max of 4 rides / day)
UNLIMITED MONEY ON TAXI!

Take your pick!

Could stand it no more, left her..Kinda obvious where this is going and I don't intend to hear the rest of it -.-

Which part of taking care of your house do you hate the most?
1. Ironing clothes (mayb one day i'd buy tonnes of jackets and spaghettis, requires lil washing - jacket n easy to iron - spag)
2. Toilet (i'd invent some air freshener or some sort like those they used to purify labs, GERMS NO MORE!)
3. Picking up house phone (my Indo grandma could call 2x in the morning, 2x in the afternoon, 2x in the evening, 2x at night or more when she's in Sg, apparently cos she's bored)

Finally, my dad called today! 2 months since he last called which we appreciated a lot! :X
Pro XL just had to release the international call card (500rp / min, I think?)! So we'd be expecting lots of phone call from Indo..

POK I hope your dad would buy the card too and bug you!

About the treat...............NEXT TIME!
TML MY PROJECT IS DUE AND I FEEL VERY LAZY TO DO ANYTHING, bcos of e proj of cos! I like first half of sch more than the last half!

Interview Project

2008-04-26T03:17:00.002+08:00

Interview For My Project!

Interview Location: Goodwood Park Hotel
Interview Time: 10.30am

Meeting Point: Far East Plaza
Meeting Time: 10am
Dress Code: Semi-Formal
Things To Bring: Your ass, not your face

To start off, Goodwood Park Hotel had been known for its famous durian crepe!

Short and well-answered questions had made it possible to finish the interview within 1 hour! This is when you'd never be tired of "connection"!

One of my groupmate is related to one of the high-ranking manager.
SO, WE WERE OFFERED LUNCH EVEN BEFORE THE INTERVIEW BEGINS!

However, I don't have the appetite to EAT MEAT!!
Such a waste! I only had soup of asparagus and durian crepe!

The soup alone is filling enough but wait till you see the durian crepe!
TWO HUGE CREPES on a HUGE PLATE, in fact! Rich durian filling wrapped in the crepes and topped with my guess, self-made, durian ice cream! The crepes were generously filled with marvellously sweet durian and the smell alone would definitely wet your mouth!

BUT! Not being a fan of durian but am also not a hater, I could only eat a small part of it.
(Probably like 1/4 of ONE CREPE)

Why?? IT'S DELICIOUS BUT IT'S FILLING!
My other groupmates could easily finished theirs up + mine though!

SO!
If you are a big eater and like durian, go to Goodwood Park Hotel!

If you are a small eater but a huge fan of durian, go to GEYLANG - No Signboard!

If you are a big eater but don't like durian, go to Sakura buffet!

If you are a small eater but don't like durian, go to Raffles Place - Shokudo Japanese Food Bazaar!

The above mention restaurants are the ones that I'd like to dine at! PLS TREAT ME FOR THESE PLACES! HAHA

Four Hours!

2008-04-18T00:27:00.006+08:00

Ever thought of driving around for 4 hours?
Nope, but somehow it happened!

2 aimless people. Scouring all over Singapore.
ME AND MY COUSIN (always handy to have a 24-7 driver)!

A family car HONDA + half full tank of petrol.

2am

We first visited our dear old upper thomson friend.
I only had a milk tea while he had his bomb prata (YUCKS, E SUGAR IS TOO..artificial?)

We went north, south, east, west accompanied by our freshly burned CD (all Indo idol songs). Some were funny and had a mixture of English (I'm sorry, goodbye - EH?)

It started to get foggy at certain areas and we even saw smoke rising up from the road.

We passed by lots of Indians. More n more as we continue our travelling.

N more n more.........

Cool & cozy but there's the unspoken rule - ''NO SLEEPING HA!''

3.30am

Our next destination, my akong's funeral parlour.
What's the name of that place!! Near to upper serangoon!

The transparent casket car
All it takes is a glance and it sends shiver down your throat!

It's dark and empty, I......
can't get off the car
can't drive
can't grab a taxi

Snoopy pillow become my best friend.

FUKKER! Good thing it freaks him up too! Otherwise we won't ever leave that place!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It reminded me of how long and quick time had passed.

Some still lives with it every single day of their lives.
The scenes replaying like a broken video.

The shrieking, the laughter, the grief.
To summarise, it's traumatic for those who stayed by him.

It takes only a mere 2 hours before the unexpected actually happens right in front of you.
It's too soon.

Holy light bulb
It taught me something, an early retirement.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
5.00am

With what is lil left of our petrol, we went to the airport.

We passed by the Singapore's eye - ferris wheel.
$30 / ticket, 30 mins ride

Standing tall with its bright blue lights on and the surrounding litted with huge, white lights. It feels so close to e damn thing! N it's really cool unlike in e day when it is so dull, plain looking.

5.45am

We travelled from one end to another just to take off immediately.

Orange lights are shining signalling that we're really in need of petrol.
But we r still so damn far from ESSO station.

We off e aircon n open e windows throughout e journey to ESSO

Morning breeze was good n we've not seen any cockroaches which makes it even better!

Pumped, ready to take off.
We still love the aircon better!

6.15am

What is even better, we went back home to change our car!

For the first time, we drove the Mercedez out!

Short 30 mins drive n an extra lookout to protect the Mercz!

6.35am

It was great, 4 hours drive with no toilet breaks!
++++ NO ROAD BLOCK!

19th 19th 19th

2008-04-18T00:16:00.002+08:00

The difference between 19th & 20th intake is HUGE!

Or maybe it's because of this lecturer.

19th intake: 2 out of a grp is present
20th intake: THE WHOLE BLOODY CLASS IS PRESENT!

19: Noisy, unattentive students (mayb not for now cos e noisy ones seems to be gone)
20: Quiet throughout the lesson

19: Late-comers
20: No one came after the break (obviously the 19 ones WAITED till after e break)

My attendance was marked as ABSENT because I came after 3 (lesson starts at 2).
Hoping e lecturer would gimme a chance, I stayed back till 4.30!

But OH NO!

A mere.....'This is your first time right?'
First time what?? LATE? OF COS IT IS!! still no chance

Foreigners need to be present 90% of the semeseter!

I'm down to 3 more ABSENTS till next month!
90% is a joke! I won't ever graduate! LOL

2008-04-08T21:33:00.002+08:00

SIM is a daylight robbery sch!
"There would be no more resit (MC or absent would be deemed as FAILED) for sem 2 to 4 examinations. Instead, you'd be allowed to repeat twice ($600 x 2) for each subject."

Someone asked me, "How confidence r u for this sem?"
Me: No confidence (this is true)
Someone: If you know that the new policy would be introduced, you'd have stayed back rite?
Me: Nope (i'd be dead to graduate 3 months later)

God! Do you really learn from lectures???
Lectures ain't a pass!!!!

Proud To Be Lazy!

2008-04-08T04:27:00.006+08:00

Who says Lazy is..............

Bad?

Good?

Be proud to be lazy!
Are you?

Another one

2008-04-06T23:35:00.010+08:00

Damn it!
Another one left n this time it's e one in front of us!

GOD!

A repeat incident
Like e first sem........We probably could have stopped it if we just take the time to understand and talk to them! Have a grp study, etc

Another one who studied damn hard had left us AGAIN!
When your confidence is gone, that is time to move on?

Qn: Who is to blame?
Ans: _____________________________________________________________

Fukker

First Week of School

2008-04-06T20:47:00.009+08:00

Great week at sch huh?

1st April, Tues
- Arrived at 9.33am n I attend the whole 3 hrs lecture!
- Missed the gathering with the whole 2 benches we always occupied! Compared to last sem 3 seats (every1 PON)?

Funny lecturer who looks like doraemon
Loves to ZI-HIGH as if he's sittin on a roller coaster -.-

2nd April, Wed
- Arrived 9.27am n again another 3 hrs lecture COMPLETED!

Another funny one, derek, that we can't stop laughin n criticized his pronounciation!
I always mispronounced his name to de-rack

Great record so far I must say! No late comin YET!

3rd April, Thurs
- First morning class I pon for e sem!
- Attended afternoon class (repeat sub) with the 20th batch (i'm 19th batch) n I realised that many of them used to be in my class!

My attendance is still full though! HAHA!
This should be "doraemon's" lesson..

4th April, Friday
- Late for class around one hour!
- Pissed with this "chao lao" lecturer because he is obviously biased towards...ME?

"Those 4 people who are eating french fries and not respectin me.....bla bla bla"
Next he used us as an example or sth

I was opening Eclipse
Chao Lao: Made so much noise, bla bla bla
Me, raising the Eclipse: It is sweet
Chao Lao: Be realistic lah, it's making too much noise

GOD! I'M TOTALLY PISSED! LIKE FUKK HIM OR STH
As if i'm facing another WT'S E NAME? YEO!! This sickening chao lao - lao tou!

5th April, Saturday
- Late for one and a half hour, joined them during the break!
- Ate mashed potato and listened to e lecture for a lil cos he nv complain me eatin in e class!
- Attended afternoon lesson too! Though late for one and a half hour!
- Again this teacher call out e names one-by-one to make sure that no false attendance, etc

Damn it, can't skip afternoon class!!!

Ended the day with meeting pok, cy, pok's mei, dmei, lynnette n gj for chomp chomp!
We've not had gathering for like...3 months???
I managed to finished my sotong n hokkien mee!!!

POOF

2008-03-31T19:04:00.010+08:00

MY *POOFY-POOF*

I've always wanted to try making some comic strips by myself..
I've finally got a chance to do that.......................only with PAINT (no skills to use photoshop etc :X)

31st march 08 4.30am

MY 600 bucks cheque LOST

5.30am

I asked myself: "What can be worse than this?"
*POOF* IC (found it after........WEEKS)!

6.00am

CHEQUE FOUND IN A BAG!????

THE END

NOT THAT BAD BA???

Laptop Break Down!

2008-03-27T13:08:00.005+08:00

MY LAPTOP BREAK DOWN!!!

Yes, I'm writing this post NOT from my laptop! It is my desktop! Worse, it's lagging like nobodi's biz! Open a window is so damn slow, CLOSE dem is even slower!

What happen to my laptop???
IT'S STUCK IN E BOOT WINDOW! Status bar go back n forth, back n forth
I checked "WHAT SEEMS TO BE E PROB?"

Install a prog? No
USB connected? No
Changes to system32? No

I'm damn panic! My sis's laptop jus sent for repair n now........................soon-to-be MY TURN? Reminds me of last yr's phone incident! Laugh at one n u r next!

OK so you all must be damn gloating at me! Not gong's laptop is down, is MINE??
Too bad, I'm dragging one of you WITH ME!

FYI, I've not backed up any of my laptop progs etc! So POK u r dead too! Microsoft 07 full thingy is IN my laptop! Yupp, e lazy me is too lazy to back up!

Yesterday nite, I wanted to giv my laptop an early rest! So I hibernate it! This morning, e battery is totally FINISHED! Must be e laptop prompt whether bla bla etc!

So, I......
on off on off many times!
restore e com to an earlier point! (I realised that the last time I shut down my com was on the 22nd)
install a prog into my USB to boot it!

ALL FAILED! N e recovery prog failed to identify e prob!

At a time like this, I found my camera pouch that HAD DISAPPEARED FOR WEEKS!
When you r searchin for sth even more impt, you'll find e item tt u've lost!
____________________________________________________________________

OK, that was supposed to be e original post!

Until this.........

HAHA! My docs r safe!!
Plus, only then I realised that I've installed......few progs :x

YES, I'M BLOGGIN FROM MY OWN LAPTOP!

Mas Selamat

2008-03-26T15:37:00.015+08:00

Mas Selamat is still in SINGAPORE!
(As if i'm back in indo.."Mas mas, minta 1 rojak" - uncle uncle, one rojak pls)

Alright! Obviously, the epidemic word-of-mouth is really distracting and distorting the truth. But definitely makes the whole story juicier than ever! Read on and compare it yourself!

Pok's story (from her dad, I think)

A bus uncle was sentenced to 20 months plus of jail cos he reported to e police wrongly! Next time if you see him, DON'T REPORT to the police! At this point of time, I totally agree IT'D BE BETTER NOT TO REPORT, PPL! Do you wanna go to jail for being VIGILANT??

VS the TRUTH!

A 49-year old SMRT bus driver was sentenced to 21 months in jail for making FUKKIN TWO false police reports!

First, he claimed that he had spotted a man resembling Mas Selamat on the 27th February (the same day that e terrorist fled from e authorites).

"Ng told police the man had no money and requested for a free ride. Ng said he allowed the man to move in and he alighted along Lentor Avenue opposite the Seletar satellite station."

WAAAA, SO FUKKIN KIND UNCLE! Imagine that in Singapore when ONE FUKKIN person failed to TAP their card n e bus driver will stop e bus to chase tt person!

SECOND police report

"This time, he claimed, before boarding the bus, the man was riding pillion on a motorcycle bearing registration number SR 1657 H.

Police traced down the owner of the motorcycle, a delivery man called Hong Bok Leng. Driver wanted to get Mr Hong into trouble as he claimed the motorcyclist had flashed him an obscene sign as he was driving along Victoria Street in late February."

Fukker driver! AT LEAST 21 months of jail you should get something out of it THAN THIS??? DAMN DUMB!

Conclusion: This M.S is a fukkin terrorist LEADER!
Just don't abuse it like tt NG DRIVER! NG DRIVER DESERVES IT!
REMEMBER TO REPORT!! Otherwise, e photos above might come true!

Somebody point _|_ at you, GO N POINT BACK STRAIGHT AWAY from e bus la!
BUS vs MOTORCYCLE?? WHO LOSE!

Make a guess ppl, do you know what is IN now??

MAS SELAMAT T-SHIRT! - 16 bucks each!

Iphone Secret

2008-03-25T04:15:00.007+08:00

Do you even know about this SECRET function......................?????

So COOL lo!

Happy easter!!
Hmm, not the best colour to contrast with black but this colour is kinda cool!

PMS

2008-03-23T16:23:00.005+08:00

Situation: Sudden PMS
Time: Punk Rock (songs)
Artists: Simple Plan, Green Day, Blink182, Good Charlotte
Reason: Nil

MY Un-updated laptop!

To make the songs nicer - let me pretend to be in a concert shriekin away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speaking about it, I have not to a concert before! Fine fine, SO WHAT HUH?? I don't happen to be crazy fans! But seems like concert is more suitable for rock songs..HMM except for Jay's - can't imagine what it will be like -.-!

OK this doesn't really fits the PMS thingy but I happen to come across it! Plus it's GOOD!

Just for laugh!

Hungry?

2008-03-20T11:55:00.006+08:00

Hungry!! I feel like faintin.....

I don't have a single clue why I'd be so hungry since YESTERDAY! I woke up and immediately I've gotta find some food!

My list of food (19th March 08 night - 20th March 08 morning):
- 1 packet of noodle
- 3 balls of Tako Pachi (Octopus, of cos!)
- 1 Nissin cup noodle (Chilli Crab - add an egg n it is even nicer!)

That is it! Hmm..Those r consumed within e last 12 hours! HMM..I could have sworn that I haven't felt that hungry for quite some time but after listing out the food, IT STOPPED! I still feel like gettin a bite though.

How about DIM SUM? Siew Mai, Ha kao, etc.........

But NO! My lazy subconscious has sth to say! THERE IS NO DELIVERY FOR DIM SUM!
Plus ME with such a fruitful childhood should order something..........YOUNG, kiddy?

For you all who doesn't know this...SHAME ON YOU!

MCDONALD IS BACK WITH ITS RING & WIN! Best, MCDELIVERY IS 24/7 and its breakfast has ended at 11am (YES! I'm not fond of pancake)! 5 winners, I think, would get $10, 000 reward each!

Since I'm participating, there'd only be ONE winner - ME! HAHAHA!
I would then quit school and travel around the world till I'm broke! Then I would participate in another ring & win and have a part time retirement?? HAHA!

Triple your chances now!!

*Though they wanna say 10x n none of us will ever know the truth!*
So let's all be innocent + naive + trust in our CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND!

BUT! Nope, it's too early for McDonald! N let me tell u!!!! I stopped eating McSpicy TOTALLY!? Because I've seen e skin!

Very very very disgusting..You can see the GOOSEBUMPS..........YUCKS!
Worse than cooking a chicken wing with its skin...Though it's supposed to be the same!!

Anyway, being a supportive ME, I ordered for a delivery ON E ACTUAL NIGHT that the ads were posted on the bus! Bus VS tv? Lol, whatever!

GO N ORDER URS NOW! Who knows you'd be standing next to me in the picture!!

Never give up!!

A Decision? Yes / No

2008-03-19T06:26:00.004+08:00

YUPP YUPP YUPP! I've gotten a reply for my APPEAL LETTER! I was caught off guard actually! Cos......IT'S SO DAMN FAST!

I shall just paste the original letter! YOU, JUDGE IT for yourself!

____________________________________________________________________

Agnesliow@sim.edu.sg hayatis, he10, ChoyYueZhi

(CHOU YUE ZI - SMELLY LEAF?)

Dear student

We refer to your appeal request against your exam results for Managing
Human Resource.

Firstly, let us assure you that the Institute has a stringent quality
assurance process in place to ensure that markings are carried out and
results are checked according to established procedures.

Notwithstanding the above, we have re-checked your results and also
reviewed your answer scripts. The review shows that the original results
you had been awarded are correct and justified.

We wish you all the best in your future endeavours.

Agnes Liow
Programme Executive
Examinations & Student Records
on behalf of the Examinations and Award Committee (UniSIM)

____________________________________________________________________

I could barely feel any emotion or IS THERE EVEN A TONE THERE? It is as if I'm speaking to a "Christina" from Grey's Anatomy! Lol!

Ok, with my current tone, it is as if my appeal has SUCCEED! But oh no, it is not! I'd sure wanna read e letter of anyone who has their appeal succeed! Either e board r really touch (I doubt it, my sis letter with backup evidence would have been touchin enough) or they've got some real powerful backup (it's true, these ppl would reconsider in more detailed one! - a manager?)!

Guess anyone who have their friends kicked out every single semester without fail would feel as insecure n indecisive as me. Some may deserve it but others absolutely not!

How do u break this kinda things to your mum? But I did hinted to her before e exam!

Hint
On the phone, e night before my exam.
Mum: When is your exam?
Me: Tomorrow.
Mum: How is your revision?
Me: Lookin at the pile of notes in front, not...that well.
Mum: I kinda worried for your this exam. <- FIRST TIME SHE SAY THAT!
*I wanted to say "Yaah, me too."*

K, or at least I tried to hint.....................

600 bucks!! Omg, I'd like to pay it myself! But, NO MONEY! Alright, blame my laziness to work...but really lazy -.-

Plus, she didn't know that i'm absent for e other exam cos i'm not ready..............HMM..Which, anyone would definiteli continue to keep it to themselves!!

HMM...Maybe I've made my decision.. I've got so much at stake here..

I've gotta break e news to her...real, real soon..

Probably ME, 10 minutes before tellin her

Music Overload

2008-03-18T11:01:00.003+08:00

Are you bored by your songs? Don't be! Here's my trick!

I'm listening to 2 different radio channels with 23 different loading speed! You know what? It feels so new! Cos! YOU CAN'T GET IT ELSEWHERE! A mix of this song and that n some slower.............As though it is a CHOIR!

Best of all, hehehehehehehe............I shall tell you next time!

So! Choir member!!! Or singing competition participants!!! Or whoever that sing!! Remember those days in our freshman year? HAHA!

Don't you all agree?

Google

2008-03-17T04:22:00.005+08:00

This morning, I faxed over my appeal letter. K! I'm not so naive k? It obviously stands no chance of being successful! But, you've gotta try all means or you'll regret right?

Ok, now that the appeal is done, my next sem decision is not.

Case 1
Friend: So what is your decision?
Me: Why must decide so fast? *4 more days before I need to make a decision*
Me: lol (Cos i wonder why dey r more stress than me)
Friend: YOU STILL LAUGH??
Friend: Do you know why I ask you to decide fast?
*I poof off to watch TV*

Case 2
About the same case as mine..Only thing is that she took MC for both papers so she don't have to repeat any subjects.

Friend 2: How? How? You going to repeat or 5 sub?
Me: Relax a bit! So gan jiong, you'd grow old!
Friend 2: Cannot cannot! Stress! Stress!

I think my situation is worse than her..

OK

Maybe, maybe I've not really consider at all. You see, I know that the most important thing is to pass my subsequent exams. N obviously, I've got a better chance if I repeat. Imagine, only 1 subject to attend for + 2 exams?! HOLYCOW! That's damn good and I don't even have to change my ATTITUDE!

BUT!

In exchange for 3 months delay for graduation + officially changing my class??

I still can't make my decision yet. So, I google to see what I can find.

There is no pass and live or fail and die here.
All along, there is only 1 question: "Can I manage?"
Guess I shall wait till 2 days later.

HAHA! Learn to RELAX ppl!

STRESS? Take e test!

2008-03-16T22:50:00.004+08:00

This is soo TRUE! Omg, I think I'm so stress that I've lost my common sense!

The Stress-Test consists of viewing a photo of 2 Dolphins...

The dolphins appear to be nearly identical when viewed by stress-free individuals. The test is not sufficiently accurate to detect mild stress differentials, but is very accurate on individuals with higher stress-levels.

Deviations in appearance between the 2 dolphins are indicators of potential stress-related problems and the deviations, if any, may also indicate the source of stress.

If you experience significant deviations, you may want to consider taking things a little easier...

Do you see two identical dolphins?
If you do.....

Please try again next time!
One FUKKIN LIAR trying to outsmart fukkin me?!

DRINKS, drinks n more drinks......!

2008-03-15T02:46:00.015+08:00

I'm gonna let you all have a peek at a part of my house!!

But first................let's take pledge together! Show some respect to my house pls!

Our pledge: WE, e citizen of WILLIAMS, vow to drink at least 8 cups of liquids! Regardless of water, soda, juice, milk, tea, coffee or me, WE're going to DRINK!

WELCOME TO MY HOUSE, PPL!! This is what I've drank so far throughout the day!!

That "teh lemon ais" means ICE LEMON TEA! Omg, this Seasons have english, chinese (forgotten what it is) n now............MALAY translation! ONE TEH LEMON AIS, AUNTIE! Sounds so damn cheapo la!

Obviously, WHO WOULD DRINK ICE LEMON TEA EVERYDAY RIGHT? That is so......hmm..whatever..For e moment, I DO BTW!

When you have 2 cartons! WHY NOT huh??? We just bought it 3 days ago!! Woots!

KK..Follow me follow me..TADAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....MY fridge...........

Wow! Perfect! We're like one small MAMA SHOP!

BUT! That's not gd enough! Why would anyone buy milk by itself right?? ADD it into our specially brewed tea from INDO, SARI WANGI! Bingo! Fragrant aroma, sweet brewed tea with milk! Goodiness!! You must be starting to be thirsty right!

MORE MORE!

That jug is the tea!! Can you count how many bottles r there in total??

We seems to have more drinks rather than....FOOD in our fridge!!

That is all for my short house tour! My show has fully loaded!!

Payback is a B-I-T-C-H!

2008-03-14T21:35:00.003+08:00

Results are out!

Surprisingly, the period that I was stuck between opening now or later was much scarier than when opened.

Before opening = SCARED
After opening = DEPRESSED

What they say is damn true: "Death row convicts are killed by the waiting than electrocuted"

So, here is how i did for my 3 papers.

1 absent (W)
1 pass (C+)
1 fail (F..fuck u too)

Dang.................................It is e memorizin one that I failed and ABSENT! Next sem, there would be 3 more memorizin, i think? Fuckkkkkkkkkkk! How am I supposed to manage 8 projs, 5 exams within 2 months? AND PASS ALL without changing my attitude?

Cos it sux to fail when there is no sub paper! Should I graduate 3 mths later or take a bet? Appeal sucks and no one had successfully appealed yet!

AAAAAAAAA...Whatever. Red to strain your eyes!

I'm a murderer!

2008-03-14T04:21:00.000+08:00

I've got something to confess........I'm a murderer!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! N like all murderers, I'd say!

"They deserve it!"

K! You'd agree with me too k! Have you ever wondered how disturbing ants r in SINGAPORE?!

I FREAKED! (Writing in box: That's not condom)

I CURSED! FUKK FUKK FUKK FUKK FUKK..........KERRRR! (Writing in box: Freaking tissue to smack them ha! HAHAHAHAHHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHA)

STOP SHARING WATER WITH ME!!!!

Stupid ants..Dey'd rather be washed down the basin than GET OUT OF E BLOODY CUP WEN DEY SAW E FLASH?? SERVE DEM RIGHT!

My clean and neat table without ants~

NOW YOU KNOW HOW HORRIBLE IT'S WHEN YOU'RE SHARING YOUR ROOM WITH ANTS! Let me borrow some of cy's cursing! I CURSE YOU WITH ANTS!

Now go and dl the photos, MAKE DEM YOUR WALLPAPER FOR E MONTH!!

Movie Marathon 2

2008-03-13T03:38:00.000+08:00

IN case I'll soon have my STM (Short-Term-Memory) back, I shall post the movie marathon NOW!

1st. Step Up 2!

Hasn't the title itself made it pretty clear? Yupp, it is all about STREET DANCE! Romance parts has been reduced as compared to step up 1. Plus it now focused more on the dancing as a group rather than each individual! The raining dance where they copied Jolin's lights idea was definitely awesome! However, the overall's movie duration could have been made longer (98mins is simply too short!)..More dance moves pls!

Plus, thanks to POK's wonderful catching game, we've gotta rush from PS to HARBOURFRONT! Few stops but WE WERE ALREADY LATE!

2nd. Sky of love

As expected for a Japanese movie, it's a teary show once again! Missing your loved one ain't easy and hoping them to be happy ain't wrong either! BUT! I would rather spend those lil times together with the person rather than to be lied at! Not forgetting to mention that this is another creation by the wonderful ONE LITRE OF TEARS director! Definitely a must see!

Pok cried until according to her description, under eye double eye lid, is seen!

WE WERE NOT LATE FOR THIS! With our speedy, long legs, we managed to rush from vivo to cine within 20 mins!!!

3rd. 10,000 BC

Alright, I was kinda surprised that the 4-legged BEAST is actually talking about MAMMOTH?? My god..Not as if it will attack them first right? Humans attacked it for food n they're calling the food as BEAST? Ain't them the actual BEAST?

Some shocked here and there becos of its sound system! Ugly, 10,000 yrs old witch that looks like she has not bathed for 10,000 yrs protecting the HAGA? Lots of tribes in the past and war to free their mates! N some tribes are more advanced than the others (SMART)! Those boats were nice! Very classy in fact!

It looks much nicer and real in e movie!!

Unpaid YET?? YES!

2008-03-12T16:27:00.000+08:00

I've something ridiculously unbelievable story to share!

A group of us had joined the Dec 07 IT Show. The basic pay is damn poor but fortunately it is a shared commission. We've managed to sell off all of our laptops except maybe for 2 sets of the higher-ends model. I can't wait to know the pay we'll get!!

N yaaaahh right, 3 months and another IT Show has ended! MY PAY IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN!

The person-in-charge nv even bothered to contact any of us throught the 3 months at all! WE instead, had to asked from him so many times! N somehow, he always managed to delay again n AGAINNNNN!!!

DAMN IT LO! The reason is getting more n EVEN MORE farstretched!

The first time (2nd month den i first contacted him): Some issues with the gov not permitting e issue of the receipts

2nd time (few days ago): New manager, new checkouts before issuing receipts..He will contact me when it's ready!?

WOW! Not bad! You've one thing in common at least, THE FUKKIN RECEIPTS ISSUE! Stalled from one week to another after saying that it's been "CONFIRMED"!

Great, great, great! Sure is something like that incident! When will you contact? 2 months ago to apologize? 3 months ago after everyone called? OR NOW, AFTER SAYING THAT THERE IS ANOTHER DELAY? Never man! Never informed any of us!

I'm sure the responsible person-in-charge is going to call us before US calling him first!

MAY OUR WAIT BE BALANCED WITH YOUR WEIGHT!

CMI!

2008-03-09T05:10:00.000+08:00

Damn! This is my mood after exam!
*that shd be LAST DAY u r alive!*

Depressed like nobodi's biz (actually, is a lie)! IT IS DURING E EXAM!
Plus e waitin for e results!

E first day that I've received my exam slip, I noticed that the exam results would be out in e mid of March. I appraised them for being so efficient!

E last day of exam, I grumbled WHY it needs to be out so fukkin EARLY??

You somehow know e difference between dead n DEADER!

YOU LOOK at your:
Jacket, n u grin!
ruler, n u tot of e old old cheating method!
paper, hoping that e person in front of you would exchange with u!
shorts, u noe u could hv slipped a paper into your pocket!
face, you wonder why do u wear makeup?

Don't worry! Only SMART ppl like me could comprehend this!!

IF it's what you've experienced, THIS is what you'll get!
5 days of fear
2 days of regret
2 wks of amnesia
2 mths of DEATH

Edison's Most Loyal Supporter Ever!

2008-03-07T01:42:00.001+08:00

Have you stopped supporting Edison? Not me! I support Edison's SCANDALS all e way!

Watch this vid below! The long-lost A-square guy is BACK and in e news........!!!

1st vid

2nd vid

So thanks, Steven for wakening up Edison's supporter!

It Would Look Nicer If It Was......A Guy

2008-03-03T03:39:00.000+08:00

THANKS POK FOR FIXIN UP E SKIN!

Anyway! I came across a story that made me LIKE reader's digest..So sweet n kinda creative!

A guy met a gal on a train n fell in love at e first sight. He missed e gal at e next station n decided to do sth different to find e gal back. A site where he sketched a pic of her based on a five mins memory was posted on e net n was soon on e run with thousands of hits. His effort was not futile n soon enough a lead on e search was found. He got to noe e person who recognized e gal of his dream n dey (gal asked for e meetin) even arranged a meeting. SO COOL LO?? GOD! Since den dey had been spendin time tgt etc.......If it is in a show it'd seem oh-so-normal or expected..

BUT IN REAL LIFE (they were covered by e media ok!)?? What's e odds?? Unexpected turnout n prob sometimes u jus hv to try it - no matter whether u succeed, u've tried..

I'll be off for my beauty slp tt i've been lackin!!

New Year, New Beginning

2008-02-04T06:52:00.000+08:00

The astrologist says that saggitarius or snake or..wtever..should focus on changing their inner personalities rather than the outer appearance..

Dang..I've been trying for years! God and I still have not found my answers all these years..New year, new beginning..It has gotta happen

*Is it jus me or wat? Let me feel normal*

2008-02-03T03:46:00.000+08:00

Dang! Too many to update until I seriously dunno wt to update! So I shall just post some funni vid up here..

This bunny lava is definitely funny man! I can't believe I actually used to watch Indian dramas when I was in Indo?? God! N I never laugh! Yupp yupp, this vid had been shown in xiaxue's blog before but..wtever..

*The person who suffers the most is the one that doesn't know what they want*

CMI LA!

2008-01-18T00:12:00.000+08:00

YES YES YES! E LONG AWAITED BLOG IS OFFICIAL UP N RUNNIN LIKE A VV CMI geek! HAVE A PROB WITH MY BLOG ADD? Too bad! Cos today is really a v CMI MOMENTS for me!

Greatest NEWS EVER! I've succeeded in completing my first IMPROVEMENT of the year! Do you know that I've arrived in school half an hour even before e lesson started?? God, marvellous! This shall be e first and hopefully e last time -.- Lesson learned: There is nothing fun being punctual. Why are you ppl punctual for??

Second! Alright! Yes you're v rite! E above news is not totally true afterall! I was supposed to meet my grp for e proj in TPY first! That's why I was able to get to sch so early! It was an unfruitful plan afterall cos I hv not touched managerial acc at all?? N only 1 out of e 3 of us understand it anyway. So I was late for half an hour but at least I am not e last ok! While I was eating e McSpicy halfway..You know e crispy thingy?? Some of it had fell off n e disgustin SKIN WAS EXPOSED! You can see e goosebumps or wtever u noe?? So disgusted I placed e half bitten burger back into e box n before I left, I took one last look to remember it! God! Disgustin! WTH! Out of so many times eatin e mcspicy...This is e first time I SAW E SKIN!! OMG LIKE FINALLY?? Uek!

Third! The beginning of my CMI moment! So fukkin emberassed k! I was being a hardworkin fukker for once..Taking notes still with my tiny block letters..Slow like a tortoise but neat like a freak! Anyway, I told the teacher to move the slide up a lil cos I have not copied down the qn (not knowing that e qn is in e tb)! That is totally FINE if you compare it with this! E whole class actually thought I MISTAKEN THE QN AS E ANS!!! Plus, I had asked my fren to confirm whether it is actually a qn or an ans durin my prev class! So he was certain that I HAD TOT E SAME THING AGN! GOD FUKKERS!!! N e teacher was emphasizing on e qn - not to copy n ans - to copy since den! Laugh laugh laugh e whole class..Luckili it was an extremely SMALL class today bcos e tcher's tone v funni! As if she had just consumed a slpin pill -.-

Fourth! I was finally up n ready to start doing my project which is due tml! Omg..So my sis's fren (milkie) came to e house during this hour for a lil while n saw me doin mi proj..N she exclaimed! You're always studyin one ha! Fukker!!! I M ALWAYS LAST MIN N U ALWAYS HAPPEN TO BE THERE WHENEVER MY EXAM N PROJ IS COMIN UP! Wad to do??? My god! I'm followin annisi's footpath in becomin a geek in e black soon!

Fifth! Was on my way home when my nano suddenly gone berserk! Ridiculous! It actually go next next next next next until e playlist had ended n when I tried to replay e whole playlist, it repeats itself. Dumb! Left me with no music from heeren! Luckili with my healing hand, it's CURED LIKE NOBODI'S BIZ!

SO CMI LA! How can be like this one!!! Oh! Today is oso e first time I have attended a full 3 hours lecture! Woots -.- Even becoming more of a geek! Must learn to relax n do my proj from now onwards!! Gettin more n more gan jiong oso dunno for wt except becos tml is e due date!