PEST ALERT!
Friday, May 2, 2008, 4:22 AM
YES! The title speaks for itself!
This post would be totally dedicated to FUKKIN ORIENTAL COCKROACHES! YES! I KNOW THE SPECIES FROM WIKIPEDIA!
Stupid cockroaches are also known to be a pest!
They've no reason to exist in this world and should just die n perish from this earth FOREVER N EVER N EVER!
My car had been infested with oriental cockroaches for weeks! No IMPROVEMENTS but getting worse! I hate my car & I am glad to be able to skip school!
How did it get there?? Leave a plastic bag with chicken leftover in a car for 2 days n c!
BTW! Definitely not me!!!!
Bad enough that I've to shout n shout n shout before my night ride, I don't have any protection to guard myself! (They are noctural PEST, active at night!)
We've killed 6 cockroaches before driving the car!
SO! At midnight, our destination was to a 24-hour COLD STORAGE? And my top priority is to get all sorts of traps and poison to hell with them!!
We bought the trap but these pest companies are too selfish to give us the fukkin bait?? Have no choice but to use Ladies Finger to substitute! 
No! NOT THIS!!
One of Tiramisu ingredient!
I'm there to observe and stir the white eggs with my ultimate snail speed!
Ladies finger sucks! Only ONE small cockroach was trapped!
So I went to do research for the best bait and most importantly, TO GET RID OF THESE FUKKIN COCKROACHES! But OH NO, I finally understand why they say "Xiang zhang lang, da ye da bu si" (like a cockroach, can't be killed)! My research is as thorough as ordering a Mcdonald meal!
These fukkin cockroach would hatch their eggs in TWO MONTHS' TIME! Even if u get rid of the adults, THE BABIES WOULD HATCH IN TWO MONTHS TIME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND SOME OF THE BABIES ARE ALREADY STUCK IN THE TRAP!!!!!!!!! The size of fishes' food, a fukkin BLACK DOT!
2 days later then we realised.........
THE BAIT IS INSIDE THE BOX WHICH LOOKS LIKE FISHES' FOOD!
My all-time security guard
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! WHICH GAS STATION CAN OFFER A FULL CLEANING "INTERNAL" CAR SERVICE!
Do you know how insecure it feels!!!Labels: pest
