Mas Selamat
Wednesday, March 26, 2008, 3:37 PM
Mas Selamat is still in SINGAPORE!
(As if i'm back in indo.."Mas mas, minta 1 rojak" - uncle uncle, one rojak pls)
Alright! Obviously, the epidemic word-of-mouth is really distracting and distorting the truth. But definitely makes the whole story juicier than ever! Read on and compare it yourself!
Pok's story (from her dad, I think)
A bus uncle was sentenced to 20 months plus of jail cos he reported to e police wrongly! Next time if you see him, DON'T REPORT to the police! At this point of time, I totally agree IT'D BE BETTER NOT TO REPORT, PPL! Do you wanna go to jail for being VIGILANT??
VS the TRUTH!A 49-year old SMRT bus driver was sentenced to 21 months in jail for making FUKKIN TWO false police reports!
First, he claimed that he had spotted a man resembling Mas Selamat on the 27th February (the same day that e terrorist fled from e authorites).
"Ng told police the man had no money and requested for a free ride. Ng said he allowed the man to move in and he alighted along Lentor Avenue opposite the Seletar satellite station."
WAAAA, SO FUKKIN KIND UNCLE! Imagine that in Singapore when ONE FUKKIN person failed to TAP their card n e bus driver will stop e bus to chase tt person! 
SECOND police report
"This time, he claimed, before boarding the bus, the man was riding pillion on a motorcycle bearing registration number SR 1657 H.
Police traced down the owner of the motorcycle, a delivery man called Hong Bok Leng. Driver wanted to get Mr Hong into trouble as he claimed the motorcyclist had flashed him an obscene sign as he was driving along Victoria Street in late February."
Fukker driver! AT LEAST 21 months of jail you should get something out of it THAN THIS??? DAMN DUMB!
Conclusion: This M.S is a fukkin terrorist LEADER!Just don't abuse it like tt NG DRIVER! NG DRIVER DESERVES IT!
REMEMBER TO REPORT!! Otherwise, e photos above might come true!
Somebody point _|_ at you, GO N POINT BACK STRAIGHT AWAY from e bus la!
BUS vs MOTORCYCLE?? WHO LOSE!
Make a guess ppl, do you know what is IN now??
MAS SELAMAT T-SHIRT! - 16 bucks each!
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